Graph! (WSHS Math Rap Song)

Westerville South High School, Westerville, Ohio
(Parody of Yeah! by Usher)

(Intro: D Schizzo)
Dub South
Wildcat Pride
Yeah! Okay! (Murphy, Murphy, Murphy)
Let's Go!

Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph...Graph!
Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph...Graph!

(Verse 1: Dr. Murph)
In the class with his homies,
Try'na to get 'y' to equal...equal... m x + b (plus b)
To make graphing easy
I was the teacher checking on him
From the stuff he was saying about math, I knew that he got me (got me)
This boy was a G
My lesson got heavy, I had a girl who's screaming she didn't know.
She's sayin' come help me,
So I got her up and brought her up to the board, said I'll let you know
Then I told her I said...

(Chorus: Dr. Murph)
Graph! Get 'y' alone, you know that's step one!
Graph! Startin' on 'b', we about to have fun
Graph! Now we use that slope, we 'bout to be done
Graph! Plot a few more points, draw that line and then you...
Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph...Graph!
Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph...Graph!

(Verse 2: Dr. Murph)
She's mixed up in her head now, says she can't remember what to do after she plots point B,  
I said watch and you'll see, (watch and you'll see now)
Now I gotta keep it real now, just use rise over run after starting on point B, it's that easy
Now if you rise up, it's positive, and if you fall, it's negative
and if you run right, it's positive, and left is negative
She said 'I get it now!'
And I'm like 'Yeah, now graph that line for me.'
She said, 'Gimme the test' and I'm
Like 'Yeah, who ever thought it could be this easy?'
And I said...

(Chorus: Dr. Murph)
Graph! Get 'y' alone, you know that's step one!
Graph! Startin' on 'b', we about to have fun
Graph! Now we use that slope, we 'bout to be done
Graph! Plot a few more points, draw that line and then you...
Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph...Graph!
Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph...Graph!

(D Schizzo)
Hey! Hey! Winna!

(Verse 3: Mr. Winner)
Watch out! This lessons ridiculous, when we're graphing lines we're so meticulous
And wow! These kids, they all know how, they graph all them lines, then they take a bow
Forget about them curves with them hills and dips, I teach about linear relationships
So gimmie the students and I'll open their minds, what are we doing today? We're graphing some lines!
They say, 'Winna man, this line look great?' I said 'You bet, look at all them points go straight!'
How you like me now, when my class is graphing lines without assistance
Just think, pass the test with ease, Winna teach you how to get them A's and B's
Me and Murph likes lines when they're stuck in the plane, we'll rap all these rules, 'til they're stuck in your brain!

(Chorus: Dr. Murph)
Graph! Get 'y' alone, you know that's step one!
Graph! Startin' on 'b', we about to have fun
Graph! Now we use that slope, we 'bout to be done
Graph! Plot a few more points, draw that line and then you...
Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph...Graph!
Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph! Graph...Graph!

(Outro: Mr. Winner)
Take that, rewind it back, D Schizzo got the rhythm, make the class go...
Take that, rewind it back, Dr. Murph got the voice to make the class go...
Take that, rewind it back, Mr. Winna got the flow to make the class go...
Take that, rewind it back, D Schizzo got the rhythm, make the class go...

(Outro - D Schizzo)
I get the y alone (x2)
I do the intercept (x4)
Now the slope, hey (x4)
Draw the line (x4)